5. Puerto Ricans Are Not Illegal Aliens
Puerto Rico is an American commonwealth and therefore Puerto Ricans are citizens of the United States. So even if Donald Trump somehow became the next President of The United States and deported every undocumented immigrant in the US, rest assured that your Boricua beauty and her entire family will remain here to remind you that you’re not good enough for her. But then again, every Latino family will make you feel that way regardless so find comfort in that.