(L-r) RYAN GOSLING as Jacob and STEVE CARELL as Cal in Warner Bros. Pictures’ comedy “CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE.” a Warner Bros. Pictures release.

One of the first things you may hear from a man whose found out he’s unknowingly been wearing the horns of a cuckold (i.e. he was cheated on) is the claim that he didn’t see any signs, red flags aka he had no clue, no warning, no idea that there was any foul play. But the truth of the matter is he probably just didn’t know how to read the signs. In case you’re wondering what these signs look like (and what they mean) I’m here to put you on to the game.

1. She Doesn’t Answer Her Phone When You’re Around

Sure she’ll pick up her cell whenever her “mother” or “sister” is calling, but don’t believe for a second that she’s going to get better reception by walking away from you. Does your very presence have an effect on the very radio airwaves which are trying to make their way to her mobile phone? You may not be Magneto but you’re probably close to becoming her ex, man. If she doesn’t want you to hear what she’s saying while she’s on the phone then chances are you’re going to be in for one of two kinds of surprises: pleasant or painful.

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