The road trip—it is a long and honored tradition amongst men. First, they find an overall reason to gather, whether it is a bachelor party, milestone birthday or major holiday. Then they hit the road in celebration en seguida. With the upcoming holiday weekend it’s a safe bet that many groups will be hitting the road. However, beware, the road trip can be frought with difficulty and/or drama. Follow these simple commandments to ensure that your trip is an enjoyable one.
1. Thou Shall Not Block a Cock
Not one from your own group anyway. Guy Code, Code of The Streets, heck, even somewhere in the Da Vinci Code it states that if thou sees thy brethren about to create the beast with two backs, thy is to step aside or assist in such a creation. Ok, maybe that’s not word for word, but it’s a fair interpretation.