December 4, 2020

Tongues Gone Wild

“I recently had an intimate experience that led me to NEVER EVER EVER want to have sex with a seriously hot, amazing, beautiful man. We kissed, if you could call it that. He was flicking the tip his tongue the entire time, like he was trying to impress me with what he might do with my clit, I guess?  He had ZERO lip contact during the kiss as his mouth was also wide open the whole time.  The bottom line for me was that he was intent on subliminally impressing me with what he could do that there was no real connection in his actions. Kissing without the use of lips is not allowed.”

–Isabelle, Miami, 35

Lobal Interruptus

“Absolutely hate for a man to lick or kiss my ears. Who wants to have wet ears or go deaf?”

–Catherine, San Francisco, 22

Communication FAIL

“Not. Following. Directions. Like, when I say, ‘a little lighter, faster, harder,’ move his hand, etc. and he complies for about ten seconds then goes RIGHT back to what he was doing before. Annoying!”

–Beverly, Chicago, 29

Too Considerate

Asking if I’m ‘too tired for sex.’ Very romantic. So romantic, in fact, I’m overwhelmed with desire… for sleep.

–Julia, Seattle, 35

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About The Author

Referred to as the “Naughty Dear Abby,” Lora Somoza is a sex educator, advice columnist and the host of the weekly podcast, "Between the Sheets with Lora Somoza." (www.LoraSomoza.com) She is a contributor to Cosmopolitan and Latina Magazine, among others. She has been has been noted sexpert on The Playboy Channel, KABC Los Angeles, KBPI Denver, and The Naughty Show. She has also been a frequent guest on The Dr. Drew Show on HLN.

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