Share the Love

“It pisses me off if he ignores my pleasure to get to his and then not getting mine at all.”

-Zoe, Santa Fe, 36

Cut the Crap

“Wanting a blowjob when not clean.  I once went down on a guy and then came right back up because OMG I could smell poop. NOT O.K.!”

–Amy, Los Angeles, 34

Grounds for Divorce

I hate it when I can actually hear my husband saying the alphabet while he is giving me oral. Seriously dude, we have been together 4 years, you should be able to do this without having to say the letters out loud. Or even better without having to resort to using the alphabet at all!

–Kelli, Denver, 26

 

 

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Referred to as the “Naughty Dear Abby,” Lora Somoza is a sex educator, advice columnist and the host of the weekly podcast, "Between the Sheets with Lora Somoza." (www.LoraSomoza.com) She is a contributor to Cosmopolitan and Latina Magazine, among others. She has been has been noted sexpert on The Playboy Channel, KABC Los Angeles, KBPI Denver, and The Naughty Show. She has also been a frequent guest on The Dr. Drew Show on HLN.

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