5. Booty Calls Are Not Friends With Benefits
Never confuse a booty call with a “friend with benefits” situation. They are not the same. In a lot of ways the friends with benefits situation is like the minor leagues of dating: you spend time with someone, feel her out to get an idea of what kind of player they’re capable of becoming before you actually call her up to the franchise. A booty call is basically a pickup game that you call on when you just want to break a sweat. Hate to be that crass, but those are the differences. Whereas as friend with benefits is still a friend when it’s all over, a booty call disappears into the night until you flip the switch on the Bat signal to let them know it’s time to strap on the leather outfit and race to the scene of the crime.
