If the Ashley Madison scandal has taught us anything it’s that people will pay good money to hook-up with strangers, no strings attached. But you probably have bills so you keep a “friend” or two on speed dial to fill your needs on those restless or cold winter nights. The problem is some of your reckless methods have cost you dearly. Fortunately we’re here to put you on to a few essential, and sometimes harsh, rules to abide by when you’re dealing with a booty call.

 

1. Catching Feelings Is A No

Remember it’s just sex. A booty call is supposed to be someone who, for lack of a better word, is expendable. Just like a Stallone movie it’s all about the action and none of the substance. She’s (hopefully) okay with this. And because of that you should be clear that not only is she not interested in romance, but she also views you as the proverbial “Dick In A Box” and nothing more. So don’t be the one to fall for someone who’s emotionally unavailable. You’ll end up a two-time loser: you’ll lose her services and your heart.

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