6. A Fresh Button Down Shirt
You just can’t go up in the clubs wearing throwback jerseys nowadays. It’s not 1999 anymore. Heck, even some strip clubs won’t let you in unless you have a freshly pressed, button down shirt that’s tucked into your pants. Yes, even the most savage of places require civilized occupants. So for the sake of entertaining weekends, have a button-down or two that’s kept fresh and clean like a big boy.

Man in black button down shirt

7. An Alibi
This isn’t an accessory as much as it is a necessity. We are not talking about an alibi that you can use as an excuse to commit a crime or anything of that nature, just a defense in case you have to negate being involved in something, witnessing something, or denying that you slept with that beastly chick nicknamed Cloverfield.

Photo credits:
Condom in pants- istockphoto.com/bagi1998
Cash & cards- istockphoto.com/kizilkayaphotos
Altoids- istockphoto.com/skodonnell
Man in Black shirt- istockphoto.com/DanielBendjy

 

 

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