Tongues Gone Wild
“I recently had an intimate experience that led me to NEVER EVER EVER want to have sex with a seriously hot, amazing, beautiful man. We kissed, if you could call it that. He was flicking the tip his tongue the entire time, like he was trying to impress me with what he might do with my clit, I guess? He had ZERO lip contact during the kiss as his mouth was also wide open the whole time. The bottom line for me was that he was intent on subliminally impressing me with what he could do that there was no real connection in his actions. Kissing without the use of lips is not allowed.”
–Isabelle, Miami, 35
Lobal Interruptus
“Absolutely hate for a man to lick or kiss my ears. Who wants to have wet ears or go deaf?”
–Catherine, San Francisco, 22
Communication FAIL
“Not. Following. Directions. Like, when I say, ‘a little lighter, faster, harder,’ move his hand, etc. and he complies for about ten seconds then goes RIGHT back to what he was doing before. Annoying!”
–Beverly, Chicago, 29
Too Considerate
Asking if I’m ‘too tired for sex.’ Very romantic. So romantic, in fact, I’m overwhelmed with desire… for sleep.
–Julia, Seattle, 35