Face it, not everything a man does in the bedroom is going to turn his woman on. Yet, wouldn’t you like to crawl inside the mind of a woman and learn exactly what those no, no’s are? Well, we asked women all across the nation what it is they absolutely hate in bed. Some are obvious, some not so much. But read on to find out those things that should be on the “Don’t” list and don’t say we didn’t warn you!
The Pounder
“I hate it when men pound you from behind like a piece of meat never caring whether you are enjoying the experience. So uncool.”
–Claudia, New York, 32
The Talker
“I hooked up with some dude once back in college and he wouldn’t shut up. I was trying to get my freak on, and this dude was offering up his entire history like it was a damn job interview. A few sweet words or naughty whispers are fine, but there’s no need to recite the Gettysburg address. There are far better ways for a man to use his tongue in bed. It was an epic waste of a good leg waxing!”
–Dionne, Baltimore, 27
The Glare
“Men who say, ‘look at me’ when they ejaculate. Noooo.”
–Leslie, 29
The Narrator
“Please don’t narrate your every move, or comment on every sensation. You get two or three ‘do-you-like-that’ before I dry up like a desert riverbed. Shut up and relax and just go for it.”
–Jess, Brooklyn, 31