5. Thou Shall Not Be “That Guy”
Do not be the one to throw the team off track because you had a little too much to drink and got handsy with a woman or into a fight. Worse yet don’t be bitter because you haven’t hooked up with anyone and feel salty that your friends have, or went a little too far with the local customs. Everyone knows that misery loves company, but that same company reserves the right to lay hands on you a la Ike if they feel miserable whenever you’re in their presence. So do yourself and the guys a big favor, act as if you’ve been there before, enjoy the ride and/or keep your mouth shut.
Helpful tip for identifying “that guy”: if you don’t know who he is, you’re probably him.
