2. Thou Shall Not Check in With Wifey Every Free Breath
Whether you’re at the inception of a new and exciting relationship where everything is 80 proof and roses or she’s got you on a leash short enough to smell her knuckles even when you’re downing shots of tequila, you have to man up. No texting. No calling. No Facetime and definitely no checking in via Facebook. If she’s willing to leave you just because she can’t hear your voice every 10 minutes, then imagine what she’s capable of if she can’t see you for a few days. Might as well be one of the boys for at least 8 hours at a time whenever you’re in a different time zone… or borough.
