November 22, 2024

Bio No No’s

Next up is the biography, introduction, essentially the blurb where you describe what you are into and what you are looking for. Also, a minefield in the minds of women.

“If they have a list of things they don’t want as opposed to what they’re looking for.” – Cara, 36, Brooklyn

“Being rude (i.e. “No Fatties” “No Libtards” etc.). If you talk like that on your profile, I already know you are an asshole not worth my time.” – Violet, 26, Los Angeles

“’I’m not politically correct’ meaning I like to say offensive things but I don’t want to take responsibility for it.” – Krystal, 31, Los Angeles

Interest No No’s

Now a part of your bio is naturally what your into. Go big or go home is not the way to go here!

“‘I have a pet snake.’ Yeah, I have to go.” – Andrea, 25, Austin

“Phrases I don’t ever want to see again: Civil War Re-enactor. I’m out.” – Rebecca, 23, Asheville

“’Hobbies include hackey sack, putting my hair in a man bun, and tending to my patchouli collection.’ I saw that once and thought he was hilarious but then he DID have a pic of himself with a man bun. Hard Pass.” – Marie, 27, Denver

“Trump Supporter. Need I say more?” – Lisa, 34, Los Angeles

Finally, if you think you are being clever with certain buzz words…the next page will make you rethink that.

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Referred to as the “Naughty Dear Abby,” Lora Somoza is a sex educator, advice columnist and the host of the weekly podcast, "Between the Sheets with Lora Somoza." (www.LoraSomoza.com) She is a contributor to Cosmopolitan and Latina Magazine, among others. She has been has been noted sexpert on The Playboy Channel, KABC Los Angeles, KBPI Denver, and The Naughty Show. She has also been a frequent guest on The Dr. Drew Show on HLN.

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