When it comes to women, few men have game on smash like James Bond (Luis Miguel is a close second, but that’s another story). After all, the man has been on point for 50 years now. Yet it’s not so much about him putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers when it comes to the opposite sex as it is about how he plays the game. But don’t get it confused, getting women isn’t a sport to the British spy; it’s a way of life. Here are a few things you can learn from 007 when it comes to women.
1. Never discriminate
Some men are real picky when it comes to the ethnicity, religion or even the political views of the women they decide to have relations with and in doing so lose out on meeting some pretty interesting women. Mr. Bond has no such reserves. His condoms are embodied with the United Nations emblem. The man even had a woman whose skin was painted gold. Some guys won’t look at a woman if her skin tone is light bronze. Men have to think outside the box in order to become familiar with different kinds of boxes. Think of it like this, every woman alive is an unexplored country and men have a duty, no an obligation, to become familiar with as much of the world as possible.
2. Never let them forget you’re a man
The minute you grovel, beg or even cry because your woman doesn’t give you what you want or because of something she did, it’s a wrap. You might as well cancel that NFL package and watch the Oxygen network all-day, everyday and see if you can find your true inner-self. If James Bond didn’t let women walk all over him, neither should you. Now, I’m not saying go full Bond and start smacking women anytime they roll their eyes or start choking them with their own bikini tops, but you have to stand your ground, grab your balls and lay down the law sometimes. If that means getting the silent treatment and having her “fountain of youth” dry up, then sometimes you have to lose some to win one. Extra tip — If you look them dead in the eye when manning up you may even turn them on.
3. Top of the line women only
Men, I’m sorry, but if her last name is Lohan, Hilton, or any other TMZ wannabe, she is not a top of the liner. Top of the line women aren’t exclusive because they’re hot or famous. They’re exclusive because they embody the essence of what a woman should be: smart, elegant, independent and above all else sexy. Bond has bedded diplomats, forensic accountants and even a nuclear physicist or two. Be like Bond and woo women who aside from being knockouts actually have a purpose in life.
4. Give a damn…
About your appearance that is! Now we’re not saying to get all metro-sexual here, go full on Daniel Craig diesel (see Casino Royale and you’ll get the reference) or wear a tux everywhere, but ditch the Blockbuster Video look. Stop wearing clothes that are two sizes too big and leave the throwback jersey, kicks and caps for the game. Start wearing clothes that complement your frame, groom yourself and hit the gym every once in a while. You’ll feel better, look better and just may have her ogling at you instead.
5. Confidence is key
A major reason women find James Bond irresistible is because he knows he’s “that” dude and not only does he know it, he exudes it through his pours with his mannerisms, ways and actions. Timid guys have to learn how to be confident without coming off as cocky or plain and simply, an asshole that tries too hard. Learn how to seem like you have everything going on in life even though you may live with mommy and be thousands of dollars in debt. Fake it till you make it… into the drawers. But a word of advice, don’t go to the club and try to make it rain when in reality you should be using that money to pay your water bill.
Image credits:
Gold woman- Metro Golden Mayer/United Artists
Daniel Craig- Sony Pictures/Metro Golden Mayer
Halle Berry- Sony Pictures/Metro Golden Mayer